So, while we were at the block party having a great time, some useless thieving douche got into the garage and stole my awesome bike. The bike with the baskets and flowers and a witch’s broom on it! The one I use to get everywhere on in the city of Chicago. The one I carried a Christmas tree on! And do my grocery shopping with. That I ride along the lakefront for Bike the Drive. And carry plants from the garden center…my mobility and freedom…I loved that bike.
I’m super pissed off and really sad.
So, if you see someone riding it and they don’t look like me…or if you see it on one of those asshole thief ‘junk’ ‘collectors’ trucks, please feel free to punch them in the gut, cuz it’s where they punched me by stealing my bike…
I cannot believe Jill’s bike was stolen! It’s iconic! If you see anyone besides Jill on this bike knock them down and steal it back!
I suck at tumblr. I’m pretty good at drawing. I fucking love hockey.
Here ya go. All art by me.
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Jesus at the door.
Laughing so hard right now. So stupid.